Friday, October 24, 2008

Fun Friday: Actual School Excuses From Parents

Thrive Christians takes Fridays to find something to bring a chuckle to your life. Laughter is recognized by all experts to improve your health inside and out. So laugh a little with us as we read these student's excuses for being absent from school.

Parents actually wrote these excuses for their children to hand into their teachers: spelling is just the way Mom or Dad wrote it. Enjoy!

  • My daughter is being treated by her doctor. She should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.

  • Please exkuce Marie for being absent. She was sick. I had her shot.

  • Please ecsc’s Jerome being absent Jan.28, 29,30,31, 32 and also 33rd.

  • Please excuse Brian from P.E. for this week. He fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

  • Tiffany has been absent because she had 3 teeth taken out of her face.

  • Marie could not come to school this week because she has very close veins.

  • Marvin will not be school cus he has an acre in his right side

  • Please excuse Katie from missing school on Friday. We had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t’ know what size she wears.

  • Please excuse Lamar for being. It was his Father’s fault.

  • Maurice will not be in school this week. We have to attend her funeral.

  • Tonya was absent yesterday. She was too tired to come to school because she spent a weekend with the Marines.

  • Valerie was out of school last week. She had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister, Jane, was also sick, fever and sore throat. Her brother, Al, had a low grade fever and ached all over. I haven’t felt well either. I have had a sore throat and fever. There must be something going around because even their father, George feels hot to the touch.


sailorcross said...

Oh, my!!! Can you even imagine the look upon the teacher's face?

And, I have to say that if I spent a weekend with the Marines, I'd be too tired to do anything, much less go to school!! They are hardworking, constantly pushing themselves to the limits--I just couldn't see me there!


Angela @ Refresh My Soul Blog said...

ha ha! Too funny.
Much love,

© 2008 Kay Martin

Thrive In Christ

Who I Am In Christ by Neil Anderson

For several months we will center on this book to pursue Thriving in our Christian journey.

Neil challenges us with: "Do you know who you are in God's eyes? We are no longer products of our past. We are primarily products of Christ's work on the cross. Who we are determines what we do.

You are not who you are in Christ because of the things you have done, you are in Christ because of what He has done. He died and rose again so that you and I could live in the FREEDOM of His love."

That's just the introduction. More to follow.