Thrive Christians takes Fridays to find something to bring a chuckle to your life. Laughter is recognized by all experts to improve your health inside and out. So laugh a little with us as we read these student's excuses for being absent from school.
Parents actually wrote these excuses for their children to hand into their teachers: spelling is just the way Mom or Dad wrote it. Enjoy!
My daughter is being treated by her doctor. She should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.- Please exkuce Marie for being absent. She was sick. I had her shot.
- Please ecsc’s Jerome being absent Jan.28, 29,30,31, 32 and also 33rd.
- Please excuse Brian from P.E. for this week. He fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
- Tiffany has been absent because she had 3 teeth taken out of her face.
- Marie could not come to school this week because she has very close veins.
- Marvin will not be school cus he has an acre in his right side
- Please excuse Katie from missing school on Friday. We had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t’ know what size she wears.
- Please excuse Lamar for being. It was his Father’s fault.
- Maurice will not be in school this week. We have to attend her funeral.
- Tonya was absent yesterday. She was too tired to come to school because she spent a weekend with the Marines.
- Valerie was out of school last week. She had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister, Jane, was also sick, fever and sore throat. Her brother, Al, had a low grade fever and ached all over. I haven’t felt well either. I have had a sore throat and fever. There must be something going around because even their father, George feels hot to the touch.
2 comments:
Oh, my!!! Can you even imagine the look upon the teacher's face?
And, I have to say that if I spent a weekend with the Marines, I'd be too tired to do anything, much less go to school!! They are hardworking, constantly pushing themselves to the limits--I just couldn't see me there!
Beth
ha ha! Too funny.
Much love,
Angela
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