Lighten Up and Laugh A Little
For breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.
After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"
Without looking up from his paper my husband replied, "About 10 years."
I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses were prescribed "to help him read and be able to see the computer better".
When we got back home, he got on the computer to play a game.
In a few minutes he called me and said there was something wrong with his glasses.
I asked him what was the problem and he said, "I still can't read."
A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist.
When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slapped him across the face.
"What'd you do that for?" the man asked.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
"No," the man replied, "but my wife out in the car still does!"
For breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.
After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"
Without looking up from his paper my husband replied, "About 10 years."
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I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses were prescribed "to help him read and be able to see the computer better".
When we got back home, he got on the computer to play a game.
In a few minutes he called me and said there was something wrong with his glasses.
I asked him what was the problem and he said, "I still can't read."
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A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist.
When the pharmacist came out, the man asked if he could give him a cure for the hiccups. The pharmacist immediately reached out and slapped him across the face.
"What'd you do that for?" the man asked.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
"No," the man replied, "but my wife out in the car still does!"
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These delightful jokes come to us courtesy of http://www.cybersalt.org/
Encourage laughter and joy in your life. The Bible tells us it is good for us and the scientists agree with these Scriptures.
5 comments:
Hee hee hee!!
I love the last one lol.
Thanks I needed a laugh today, and I found it right here. Thanks so much Kay for always blessing me when *U* come to visit. Your words just touch my heart. Our Sistah soldier Retreat is in October, The song I wrote was for a retreat a couple of years ago. But I will also take *U* with me in spirit I want to send you a keepsake from the retreat , so I need to get your addy when I'm done with the retreat in October so I can send it to you. Thanks for taking me with you in spirit to your conference. I am believing God for a healing, and whatever his will is for my life.
hihihihi...hahahahahahaha LOL, LOL
blessings
Needed this today!! Thanks!! How funny!! =)
Laughter is really God's medicine.I hope you are the Kay that left a message on my blog as I could not get to you when I pressed on your name.I found you by searching.I am needing good sermon sites to pass on to folk at my church.Any ideas.I found Max Lucado.He is great.
THese are funny thanks for sharing!
GLad about that newsletter you got going too! Prison ministry is a great ministry.
I hope you know how much I appreciate you and your heart. SOrry I have not been on here lately reading. I just caught up with several posts of yours and am so blessed. Have a great weekend.I am praying for you!
Much love,
Angela
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